Episode Description:

Heather admits she pulled a “Ramona” and pissed off famous friends with an Instagram posts. Heather schools Fortune on how to get a table at Nobu. Fortune gives her opinion on rich people art, The Beckham’s, lesbian Mom scandals, Scott Disick and they discuss scary plastic surgery on The Bachelorette.

After we recorded this episode with Fortune we called Nobu to see if I could get a better table using Fortune’s name and celebrity status. Check out the video in this post. We ended up getting the reservation and because Fortune didn’t want to go I went with my friend Tara.

Earlier in the day, there was a traumatic incident when Samba brought it a live lizard into the bathroom. Peter and the boys were gone so I had to deal with it myself, video evidence of that in this post.

But we pulled ourselves together and went to Nobu Malibu. We felt like two late in life lesbians enjoying a beautiful meal and it really was just a great time. So if you ever need to get a reservation just call and use Fortunes name.